Nawakhtha Epic Fail Guy
Posts : 104 Join date : 2011-07-24
| Subject: Yea, I know it sucks, but... yea.... Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:55 pm | |
| The scene fades in the backstage area. The camera man is moving down the hall, he turns and stops facing a room with the tag "CM Punk" on it. A sound is heard from the inside of the room.
CM PUNK Yeah, over there.
The camera man opens the door. Inside the lockerroom is CM Punk, wearing his trademark t-shirt, his ring attire and the Pure Wrestling Championship around his waist. A few steps away from him, two men are standing next to a Pepsi vending machine.
CM PUNK You can go now, I'll plug it in myself.
The two men leave the camera's view and most likely the room, as the camera man walks closer to Punk. CM Punk looks at the camera, at the vending machine and then back at the camera.
CM PUNK I guess I could have bought a box of Pepsi, but this is much more fun.
Punk gives a smirk while pausing and then continues.
CM PUNK And fun is what I'll be having while celebrating after my victory in tonight's match. A match versus the two worst wrestlers in the company, Single H and a guy who's name I do not recall. A boxer of some kind, I guess. In other words, it's a handicap for Single H, not that he stood a chance either way. Now some might argue that they're in a better shape. After all Single H has had last week to rest, even after not pulling a sweat in Execution. And Mr. Boxer hasn't been doing much either lately, except for losing. However, those two could never be considered in better shape than I am.
Punk pauses.
CM PUNK So tonight, I plan on showing Striker the difference between me, and those two slackers. And I also plan, on redeeming the humiliation brought to me by that clown, Single H.
Punk pauses once more, this time he ponders for a minute.
CM PUNK Now, I don't know what the future hold for me. Striker hasn't said a word to me after last week, and I do not know what placing me and this match supposed to signify.
Punk walks towards the vending machine, places a coin and presses a button.
CM PUNK But what I do know, is that...
He grabs the Pepsi can and opens it.
CM PUNK I love Pepsi!
Punk takes a sip and then winks at the camera as the scene fades out. | |
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