Stan vs Jesus

The scene fades in to show John Laurinaitis backstage wearing a crappy ass suit. He seems about to interview some irrelevant asshat backstage worker, and we see that is true as the camera zooms out.

JOHN LAURINAITIS
Good night ladies and gentlemen, I'm here backstage with...Stan... Stan how's it going?

Stan: I am pissed off! I am terribly pissed off because just a while ago, this asshole hit me with a headbutt for no reason!

Laurinaitis seems confused and awkwardly interested...

JOHN LAURINAITIS
Who did that?

Stan: Jesus Nails.

Jesus Nails is filmed by the camera, standing there all cocky and shiz.

JOHN LAURINAITIS
Who the fuck are you?

Jesus Nails: Jesus Nails, nice to meet ya'.

Laurinaitis punches Nails out of nowhere! Then high fives Stan.

JOHN LAURINAITIS
Back to you, Jo--

ACE CUTTER ON STAN OUT OF NOWHERE! The crowd cheers! Laurinaitis gets up and shows off a cheesy grin as the scene fades out.