Steedian Rhapsody

Subject: Steedian Rhapsody Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:14 pm

Is this the real life?
Is this just an e-fed?
Caught in a chatbox
No escape from the internet
Open your tabs
Look to the browser and see
I'm just a poor user (poor boy), I need to go RP
Or I'll get raped by Kris, killed by Jake
Oh I'm fucked, oh I'm fucked
Any dick that Beth blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Zeus, just stole my bike
Put a laser against the chain
Took the bike and now it's gone
Zeus, B00Bz was still a virgin
But now you've gone and took it all away
Zeuuu--ooos
I really wish you'd apologize
And stop shagging my girl or else, tomorrow
I will rape you in the face...as if nothing else matters

It's too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Have to write matches all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and close the place
ZEEEEUUUU-OOOS
I don't want to lie
I sometimes wish I'd never close the place at all

I see a little silhouetto of a God
ScaraZeus, scaraZeus, are you raping Fandango?
Thunderbolts and lightning - very very frightening ZEUS!!!
JOHNNY B00Bz, Johnny B00Bz
JOHNNY B00Bz, Johnny B00Bz
JOHNNY B00Bz yelling Zeus - at a bunch of nigge-e-e-ers

I'm just a poor Jake nobody loves me
He's just a poor Jake from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Now he's gotten, used to this - now he's one of us
A PSYCHO! No! We're all friendly guys - let him go
A PSYCHO! No! We're all friendly guys - let him go
A PSYCHO! No! We're all friendly guys - let him go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
He is one of us - ooo
Zeus, Zeus, Zeus, Zeus, Zeus, Zeus, Zeus! -
Oh bastard mio, bastard mio, bastard mio yell back
Beelzebub has the devil put aside for us
all of us
all of us
and Zeus!!!

But you think you noobs can just join as Jeff Hardy?
And you think you can troll us and try to get us to die!
Oh noobs - even Zeus is on our side, noobs!
You just gotta get out - just gotta get your asses outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing's really dying
Anyone can see
We never die, no we, never die, never

Any dick that Beth blows...

SO WHEN THE FUCK ARE WE RECORDING THIS?

Subject: Re: Steedian Rhapsody Sat Oct 01, 2011 8:58 am

Am I the only one that read those epic lyrics while listening to the actual song?

The song's amazing, had me laughing, had me crying.

5 stars.

Subject: Re: Steedian Rhapsody Sat Oct 01, 2011 10:06 am

I want us ALL to sing parts of this over an instrumental of the song

Subject: Re: Steedian Rhapsody Sat Oct 01, 2011 10:08 am

Chris Jericho wrote:: I want us ALL to sing parts of this over an instrumental of the song

Me?

Me singing would result in nuclear war.

Subject: Re: Steedian Rhapsody Sun Oct 02, 2011 8:08 pm

Everybody just record the full song and I'll mix it all. Who ISN'T singing?

Subject: Re: Steedian Rhapsody Sun Oct 02, 2011 8:11 pm

I'm not singing the full song.

It will cause nuclear war.

Subject: Re: Steedian Rhapsody Sun Oct 02, 2011 8:11 pm

Single H wrote:: I'm not singing the full song.

It will cause nuclear war.

Don't be a bum. Do it, faggot.

Subject: Re: Steedian Rhapsody Sun Oct 02, 2011 9:02 pm

Chris Jericho wrote:

Single H wrote:: I'm not singing the full song.

It will cause nuclear war.

Don't be a bum. Do it, faggot.

But... The nuclear war.

Subject: Re: Steedian Rhapsody Sun Oct 02, 2011 9:02 pm

Fine, I'll do it.

Subject: Re: Steedian Rhapsody Sun Oct 02, 2011 9:02 pm

Maybe.