BADASS (For Rhode Island)

So earlier today, I'm coming off the bus and walking home. In the corner of my eye, I see some dude, across the street, looking like he came outta Greece (The Movie). He crosses the street and I'm thinking, "Aw fuck..This damn drunk.." I try to stay at my regular pace so it doesn't look like I don't want to be bothered. He catches up with me.
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BADASS: How ya doin', brotha?

Me: I'm doing mighty fine and yourself?

BADASS: I'm doin' pretty fuckin' great. You're young...and tall. What sport ya playin'?

Me: I'm supposed to be signing up for amateur wrestling.

BADASS: HAHA! That's fuckin' great! I can see you doin' that shit! Takin' them bitches down will the full nelson and shit. Fuck yeah, nice work. Good luck with that, brotha.
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He walks into the store across the street. For a random encounter...in Rhode Island, that's badass, no doubt about it.