MWA VICTORIOUS!

The fireworks cue, the cameras pan around the arena to show the filled stands. We see Justin Roberts standing in the ring.

Justin Roberts: The following contest is for the MWA Championship!



The fans cheer loudly as Raven comes onto stage. He has the MWA championship over his shoulder as he looks around at the millions watching him, not only live in person, but around the world. His expression doesn't change as he begins to make his way down the ramp, toward the ring.

Justin Roberts: Introducing first, the MWA Champion, This... Is... Raven!

Josh Matthews: Well here comes Raven, will he still be Victorious by the end of tonight?

JBL: I don't know Josh, this one is interesting.

Raven walks down the ramp and enters the ring, he holds the championship up above his head before handing it to the referee and preparing to face his opponent.



The cheers soon turn to boos as Jack Jones appears on stage, a look of intensity upon his face.

Justin Roberts: And his opponent, the challenger, Jack Jones!

Jack Jones begins his decent down the ramp, not looking at a single fan. He gets into the ring and does a victory lap, he turns to face Raven and the two stare eachother down. The referee holds up the MWA Championship and spins full 360, allowing everyone in attendence to see it. He then checks both are ready and rings the bell...

Ding Ding Ding!!!

The two lock up, Raven gets the advantage and hits an elbow to the back of Jones, Jones falls to the mat and Raven hits another elbow drop to his back. He picks Jones back up and whips him into the corner, Jones slams the turnbuckle hard, Raven runs toward him and hits a turnbuckle clothesline. Jones flops forward and Raven picks him up once more, he tries to hit a suplex but Jones counters and lands back on his feet, he hits a side kick to the leg of Raven and then a dropkick, he immediately then locks in an armbar. Raven looks to be in a lot of pain, he reaches for the ropes with his free arm but cannot manage to quite reach the ropes. Jones holds on tighter and tighter. Eventually, Raven manages to reach the ropes with his foot, Jones is forced to break the hold after getting shouted at by the referee.

Josh Matthews: Jack Jones is technically sound, but he has no desire to obey rules.

JBL: And why should you? This match is for the MWA Championship, Jones needs to do whatever he can to win.

Jones gets back up and tries to hit a boot to the face of Raven. Raven falls back. Jones picks Raven back up and whips him into the ropes, Raven re-bounds and hits a kick to the face of a bent over Jack Jones. Jones stumbles into the ropes and Raven runs at him, he clotheslines Jones over the top rope and onto the apron. Jones holds onto the bottom rope but Raven doesn't see this. Raven turns around and does his signature taunt, arms outstreched. Jones gets up and springboard dropkicks a turned Raven. Raven falls over the top rope himself but, like Jones did, holds onto the bottom rope, he stays on the apron. Jones runs over to him and pushes him off the apron with his foot. He then taunts himself, walking laps around the ring, arms high above his head, the fans boo.

JBL: I think we'll be seeing a new MWA champion here tonight, Josh!

Josh Matthews: Jones is looking very impressive, wait... What's he going to do here?!

As Raven gets to his feet on the outside, Jones re-bounds from the ropes, jumps onto the top rope and leaps, Shooting Star Press!!! But wait, Raven catches him in mid-air! EVENFLOW DDT!!!

JBL: SWEET JEEZUS!

Jones doesn't move, he simply lays there twitching every now and again, the referee, though shocked begins the count out. Raven gets up and looks like he is about to roll Jones into the ring when suddenly three men come and attack him with steel pipes! It is The Highlanders with Heidenreich! They hit the fuck out of Raven with the pipes until he resembles a pizza. It's so graphic, the TV providers refuse to show Raven's face and the show fuzzes out...

CHRISTIAN B. WADE BARRETT, MATT HARDY & GOLDUST TO WIN THE LEGENDS CHAMPIONSHIP.
1st coming out - Wade Barrett
2nd - Christian
3rd - Goldust
4th - Matt Hardy

1st eliminated - Goldust
2nd - Wade Barrett
3rd - Matt Hardy

ALL OR NOTHING MATCH
World Title Briefcase - Sean O'Haire
Tag Team Title Briefcase - Alberto Del Rio & Jushin Liger
Contract Release - Sean Masters

Note: R-Truth was injured badly by Sean O'Haire in the ongoing of this match



The crowd goes wild, Chris Jericho walks out on stage side by side with his partner for tonight, Rob Van Dam...They look up at the Hell in a Cell cage being lowered, slowly, and they both walk down the ramp and into the ring...

Justin Roberts: Ladies and Gentlemen the following match is for the EWE-MWA Tag Team Championships, and it is a Ladder...OF HELL MATCH!!!...Introducing first, from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, Chris...JERICHO!...And from Battle Creek, Michigan, ROB...VAN...DAM!!!

They both enter the ring and taunt together. A red velvet carpet is now rolled down the ramp. Rob Van Dam and Y2J look confused as hell, suddenly, a purple and white bus drives in from the side of the camera onto stage...



JBL: HOLY FUCKING SHIT

On top of the bus is the Rollins Band playing Monster, live! Fireworks cue everywhere on the Titantron, ramp AND ring. Chris Jericho and Rob Van Dam are forced to leave the ring as the ringside workers set up a purple new mat with Single H's face big-sized on it! The bus stops on center stage as Rob Conway and Riggins walk out with four hot chicks, one on each side of them. They point at the bus door, and smoke pours out from everywhere as the lights dim and a big spotlight shines only on the bus. Out walks Single H in a huge fur coat, wearing the Singlet H, sunglasses, and followed by four other chicks...and White Goodman. A spotlight shines on Single H as he walks down the ramp, followed by the rest, and golden fireworks rain on stage.

Justin Roberts: Huh, uh...And their opponents!...FROM GLOBOGYM CORPORATION...ROB CONWAY...AND SINGLE H!!!

Kerwin White, and Greg Steele both get on their hands and knees in front of the ring, one lower than the other, Single H and Rob Conway use them as steps to get into the ring. The crowd is booing loudly but is also shocked. Rollins points at Single H as a spotlight shines on him only at the center of the ring and he taunts. The lights go back to normal as GloboGym surrounds the cell and it finally reaches the floor. Single H and Rob Conway both stare down Rob Van Dam and Chris Jericho...

JBL: Now THAT'S what I call an entrance...

Josh Mathews: I know, right?

The bell rings, Rob Van Dam looks as ready as he's ever been...which is not ready at all, and Chris Jericho has a focused look on Single H, who is still taking off the fur coat to flaunt the Singlet H. Out of nowhere, Rob Conway charges at Rob Van Dam and lays him out with a knee to the gut followed by tossing him out of the ring. He then leaves after him, leaving Jericho and Single H alone.

Josh Mathews: You can almost feel the tension in the air...

JBL: ♫ I can feel the...tension in the air, tonight!...Alright... ♫

Josh Mathews: The fuck?

They violently start trade punches, until Chris Jericho knees Single H in the gut and shoves his head right against the top turnbuckle, and smashes it again before Rob Conway pulls Y2J out of the ring, and shoves him against the ring post...Spinning Wheel Kick by the Whole Fuckin' Show now! Single H takes the opportunity to leave the ring and walk out of the cell... Chris Jericho is getting up and Rob Van Dam follows... He yells...

CHRIS JERICHO
HEY ROB!

Van Dam turns around...CODEBREAKER!!! THE CROWD IS SHOCKED!!! Jericho smiles and wipes his hands on one another... Rob Conway stands up...SPEAR!!! SPEAR!!!

Josh Mathews: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!!!

There is not one single member of GloboGym who is paying attention to what's happening inside the cell at this point, as they're all cheering Single H on... Chris Jericho leaves the cell and starts climbing up without anybody noticing. As he reaches the top, Single H stares him down, the tension is enormous!!! Only the set up by Single H ladder stands in between them. Single H turns around and looks down at White Goodman...next to the ladder on the cage was a t-shirt that Single H picked up, he is now putting it on...IT'S A GANG SHIRT!!! GLOBOGYM IS SHOCKED!!! SINGLE H IS WEARING A GANG SHIRT!!!

Josh Mathews: HOLY F--

JBL: WHAT THE FUCK!?

Single H turns around and starts climbing the ladder at the same time as Chris Jericho, they both unstrap each of the EWE-MWA Tag Team Championship title belts! THE BELL RINGS!

JBL: WHAT'S GOING ON!?

They both smile and share a hug, then they raise their newly won Tag Team Championship Title belts and show them off to GloboGym, who is both saddened and shocked by the happening.



The scene cuts off as the crowd is going wild!!!

Josh Mathews: SINGLE H HAS JOINED THE GANG!!!

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Josh Mathews: CM Punk has said backstage that he would quit if he lost this match, that's how confident he is...

Both men circle each other as the opening bell rings. Curt moves out slowly and cautiously approaches the Voice of the Voiceless. He then smiles as he extends his arm towards Punk, offering a handshake. Curt looks at the crowd with a nod as Punk slaps Curt's hand away! Kick to the gut of Punk! Curt has control!

Josh Mathews: Well, using cheap tactics might not get him anywhere...

JBL: Like you would know, you retired after one match!

Curt gets Punk in a Headlock, but is quickly pushed away and back into the ropes. He bounces back, lunging at the champion with a running European Uppercut that sends Punk to the canvas. He pops back up as Hawkins breaks towards the ropes, rebounds and delivers a lariat that floors the champ. Punk once again gets up and Hawkins catches him in an Arm Drag. Curt, quick to his feet, plants a couple of boots to the face and chest of Punk, before simply kicking him in the ribs. He looks down at the champ and starts yelling at him before squatting down and dragging him up to his feet. He pulls him into a Front Facelock, hooks the tights and pulls back, delivering a Snap Suplex. Curt floats over with the cover.

1...Kickout!

Josh Mathews: More damage than this needs to be done...

Hawkins pulls off of Punk and hooks him under the arm to get him up to his feet. He grabs Punk by the wrist, pushes him against the ropes and Irish Whips him to the far side. Hawkins pulls a flashy spin move and comes forth with the Lariat, but Punk ducks it. He rebounds and takes to the air, unleashing a hard striking Flying Clothesline of his own as Hawkins hits the mat. Curt gets to his feet and is met with a Standing Dropkick which is immediately followed with a standing Knee Drop to the skull. Hawkins switches to a seated position in obvious pain and Punk takes advantage with a side headlock. He wrenches it in tight and brings Curt to his feet from the position. He runs forward with Curt in tow, leaps, and lands driving Hawkins' face into the mat with a bulldog. Punk turns Curt on his back and covers him.

Josh Mathews: THIS IS THE REASON PUNK IS CHAMPION!

JBL: This is a crappy ass main event...

1...2...Kickout!

Curt throws up his arm as Punk pulls him to his feet and whips him to the corner. Punk sprints towards the corner. He leaps up and lands his signature high knee. He grabs Hawkins by the head and runs forward, but gets shoved forward into the ropes. As he stumbles backwards, Hawkins rolls him up.

1...2...Kickout

Hawkins showing a little frustration here, picks Punk up and grabs him by the arm. He yanks with all of his strength and sends him soaring to the ropes. Hawkins moves to the side and crouches down, looking like he's setting up for some kind of knee strike. However, Punk comes back with a frenzied speed and leaps, connecting big time with an enzuguiri. The blow sends Hawkins stumbling back, but not off of his feet. He retaliates by kicking Punk in the gut and grabbing him around the neck, swinging into a fully extended Neckbreaker.

Josh Mathews: We're supposed to say some bullshit about the impact of the move, aren't we?

JBL: Meh...

Punk lands hard and grabs the back of his head as Hawkins gets up behind him and pulls him up by the slicked-back hair. He reaches in front of Punk's body and grabs his arm pulling it up high. Hawkins hooks his free arm under it, locking in a Cobra Clutch and starts pulling Punk from side to side with great force. Curt's eyes go wide as he continues squeezing and shaking him back and forth, while Punk has the fortitude to try and reach the ropes. Inch by inch he goes, with Hawkins fighting him every second of the way. Just as Punk is about to make contact with the rope, Curt releases the hold and pushes him forward while holding his wrist. Punk stumbles out and then comes shooting back as Curt pulls him into a massive short-arm lariat!

JBL: And that's how babies are made...

Hawkins scales the ropes and positions himself on the top turnbuckle. He waves his arms at a stirring Punk, but before he can get up, he leaps off the turnbuckle! Curt soars through the air with grace... Right into a dropkick from CM Punk! Curt smacks his head against the canvas hard and is laid out flat. Punk picks himself up off the mat and assesses the situation. He looks back and forth and wills himself to his feet, anxiously running for the corner himself and starts to climb the turnbuckles! He steadies himself as he measures the distance between himself and Hawkins. Punk stands up and points both fingers into the air! He then dives fro the turnbuckle, attempting his Macho Man-esque elbow drop! It connects!

Josh Mathews: Honoring Macho Man Randy Savage here!

JBL: NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!

Both men's chests heave as they lay flat on their back. They both do their best to get their wits together and it looks like Punk is a little quicker to recovery. They both get up on wobbly legs but it's Punk whose on top of the situation. He ducks around Hawkins and punches him square in the back, causing Curt's spine to arch. He hoists Curt up onto his shoulders as the crowd pop like crazy!

JBL: AND THAT'S WHY ADMIN LIKES PONIES!

Suddenly the crowd go absolutely fucking nuts as Chris Jericho steps out onto the ramp... Then Matt Hardy...and Single H... Then Christian! Punk leans over the ropes, confused as to why his newest ally is interfering... HAWKINS ROLLS HIM UP!

Josh Mathews: MORE GANG STUFF!

1...2...3!!!

DING! DING! DING!

Josh Mathews: HAWKINS IS THE NEW PURE WRESTLING CHAMPION!

Punk grips his head in shock as Hawkins goes nuts, getting handed his belt. Punk slaps the mat and leaves the arena through the crowd. Christian brings in Tomko from backstage, as they all lift Hawkins and throw him in the air with his title about three times before Tomko puts him sitting on his shoulders...Jericho thumbs him up...THEN DOWN! Travis Tomko pretends going for an Electric Chair drop but then they all just laugh... A relieved Curt Hawkins lifts his title in the air again...

SHOW END

I know this is a piece of shit but we'll be back to perfectly normal by next week. AND WE'LL BE BI-WINNING!